tlcorbin
Skyrun4More things to Really Hate
December 3rd 2007 03:02
So, here I sit thinking about my first post to ParanormalParanormal and all I can come up with is this stupid list of things that I hate in the Paranormal world.
1. I hate paranormal blogger's that can't spell Van der Graaf
2. I hate it when those damn aliens hum the "Holly Dolly" song over and over telepathically
3. Those damn shadow people are filling up my closet, I hate the noise
4. I hate those damn time travelers that keep hitting on my girlfriend
5. I hate those remote viewers watching while I shower
6. Chupracabras, I hate the cute ones
7. I hate that I can't haunt a ghost in my own house
8. Theoretical physicists are such party hounds, I hate 'em
9. When was the last time big foot returned your phone the next day, dik wads
10. I placed a singles crop circle ad and no one responded, prudes, I hate them too
11. I hate that after a night of anal probes all I got was this @#$#! implant
12. Didja ever notice how much mothman likes like your dad, hate that
13. I hate that my sister can walk through walls and I keep getting stuck
14. C2C AM never returns my calls at night
15. I hate those damn black helicopters that follow me everywhere
16. Doesn't that harp noise keep you up at night?
16. Why don't I get abducted in front of an IRS agent, that really pisses me off
17. Who do you sue when a mutilated cow carcass flattens your Corvette, hate that
18. I hate aliens that leave me with an oozing ASTD (Alien Sexually Transmitted Disease) and didn't warn me
19. I hate the flying saucers that land in my yard and leave trash
20. Don't you hate it when they abduct you, experiment with your body and then leave you naked in the middle of central park
21. And how come they always abduct you when no one is ill, the tots are finally asleep, no one drank or ate to much and the romantic "mood" is finally right
22. I hate the idea of having to pay interstellar child support for all of the star children I may have seeded, that keeps me up nights
23. Which smart ass alien specie tagged me with one of the marketing tags that goes off every time I go through a check out counter and the clerk won't let me out the door without laying down $49.55 and tax for my sorry butt, them guys I wanna choke
24. I hate those glowing orbs floating around at night, they take out the whole window when you hit one
25. I really hate those bug eyed freaks staring at my naked butt and whispering about me telepathically
26. Bigfoot stinks and I hate that he won't shave his ass
27. I hate the Chupracabras dental and mange plans
28. I hate the uni sex pleasure robot designer
29. I hate a succubus that won't and an incubus that will
30. Whichever alien group that left those flying rods ranging loose needs flogging
31. I hate the aliens genetic engineering department that manipulated our DNA and had an opportunity to make all men truly equal and didn't
32. If aliens races are guiding our government, why are they doing such a crappy job of it
33. I hate that hot shot time traveler John Titor for not dropping off lottery and stock market picks for the next 30 years
34. Why won't the Reptilians tell us what REALLY happened to the dinosaur snacks
35. How come Betty and Barney Hill, and Jim Sparks got abducted and tossed into the interstellar gene pool about the time I was tossed out
36. Don't you just hate those G-nomes, they never look you in the eye
37. I hate ghosts with sweaty palms
38. Don't you hate it when your candy man turn out to be a voodoo witch doctor
38. Damn those theorists with their parallel universes, I'm probably miserable in all of them
39. How can anyone besides a fisherman understand a tangled mess like string theory
40. I hate quarks and leptons and their fundamentalism
41. I hate it when UFO's cloak themselves and park on freeways at night
42. Can't those Gray's hire a fashion consultant
43. If aliens can bend space and time to travel, why do they keep getting lost here
44. How come every time I hear a UFO humming, I get aroused like a Pavlovian trained dog
45. I hate it when my teeth implants pick up reruns of the Jack Benny radio show
46. Planet X must be a universal taxi, it's never here when you need a lift from the dump
47. Men on Mar's that's a laugh, we don't have enough in this universe to populate San Francisco or New York
48. Does Bigfoot get yelled at for not putting the toilet seat down
49. I hate an unstable specter
50. Who is going to clean up the mess from all of those damn chem trails anyway; not me
51. I hate space aliens with cod pieces examining me
52. I hate aliens that hate aliens that hate Roswell
53. You KNOW I hate Bat Boy's parents for leaving him behind
54. That Yoda fella better watch his ass, light saber or no light saber
55. And don't even get me started on those mutant eWoks
56. The Clinton's are siblings as a result of a genetic engineering reclamation mix up by the Reptilians, don't you just hate it when that happens
57. GW had a brain implant to correct his thinking, but in didn't take, damn those sloppy Gray's with their sneaky black eyes
So, there you go, the start of a new Hate List of things paranormal, have a go at it yourself.
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Comment by katyzzz
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is too much, that's about as Orble as I can do. Hope this is not "one of those comments" that needs to be relegated to the forum.
Cheers dear, do you know anything about the paranormal, heaps of people here do, paranormal, not quite normal, yep, that figures.
Looking forward to the next post to strain my brain, again.,,See how good I'm getting at rhyme.
I remain your dear friend katyzzz, my dear friend Raven.
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You've got a lota hate to give.
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Thanks Damo, it's good to have your resources acknowledged
The paranormal awareness demonstrated in your realm is a bit intimidating, so, to get past my angst, I did a list. Slacker that I am, I ain't sorry.
By the by, anyone notice yet that I downsized my header images?
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Well, you asked.
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Where to next with this blog?
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Never really had a problem with No. 20.
It's a great way to meet new people.
MNG
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I hate that the paranormal is so maddeningly normal....And no one believes it!
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