tlcorbin
Skyrun4What's Normal? This List?
December 11th 2007 19:49
Flying Saucers:
A. You’ve seen them, ..from the inside
B. You’ve ridden on one that flew in circles, without a crop chain
C. You’ve ducked a few
D. Several uncloaked in your yard during an impromptu ménage à trois with, ...several somethings
E. You bought a slightly used one from the NSA, a black triangular sports job
Time Travel:
A. You experience regular temporal dementia, .. or a hang over from hell
B. You woke up from a nap wearing a medieval chastity belt and a viking helmet
C. Your cranky in-laws (look like), (act like), (are) big assed green reptillians
D. You keep looking for a missing Model 7a miKro Nuclear Fission Reactor
E. You understand quantum physics, but can’t spell it
May Have Been Abducted:
A. Find yourself levitating at odd hours
B. Discovered that your latest tattoo emits low level radio signals
C. Have a standing appointment with a proctologist named GorkSchmidt
E. Crave Tklargarian lizard butt bug guts for lunch
Out of Body Experience:
A. Found yourself levitating near the ceiling while enjoying a few carnal thoughts
B. Remember a long conversation with yourself on the Astral Plane during an NDE
C. Woke up in two different houses, at the same time
D. Buzzed a UFO at mach 17 while in your jammies
E. Went into the light and woke up with a burn on your butt and a note that said, “..don’t play god.”
Shadow people:
A. Your best friends can’t be seen in the light
B. You go in one direction and your shadow goes in another
C. You catch your dogs shadow humping on the cat’s leg
D. Your shadow goes into a corner and won’t come out or talk
E. The shadow in the closet has glowing red eyes and eye liner
Bigfoot Experiences Include:
A. The giant hairball uses your garden for a salad bar and litter box
B. Constantly steals your newspaper for his nefarious morning ritual
C. Barrows the car and never refills the tank with petrol, just gases
D. BF gets attitudinal with your Zeta Reticuli friends
E. BF eats your trained walking catfish raw and screaming, with vinegar and karashi
Odd Stuff That Happens to You:
A. Do you levitate when you start humming Flight of the Valkyries
B. Do people scare you more than apparitions dressed as Michael Moore
C. The Jersey Devil barrows your prom dress
D. You can prove Mothman works for the IRS
E. Men in Black rifle through you garbage regularly
F. Chupacabra is harassing your pet Teratorns
G. Your favorite bedtime story is, “The Strangest Story Ever Told”
H. You've gotten stuck in walls while sleep walking
I. Internal Nano bits are keeping you up nights with their chatter
Raven is asking.
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Comment by Michaelie
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I sharpened them with a knife in my sleep.
I developed early-onset alzheimer's for an isolated period.
Someone broke into my house to maintain my cosmetics.
I have a very helpful ghost.
That's about the closest I've had to a paranormal experience.
Michaelie
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Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
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I have had a lot of weird things happen... last year when I was living in an English pub the 'ghost' used to leave 5p pieces all over the place. Apparently he is the ghost of one of the patrons who died there - he must have been short of 5p quite a lot!
Michaelie.... wow!
Ash
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Comment by katyzzz
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Raven, for all of the above, ever heard of psychiatrists?
The 'people' really believe, like hearing strange voices, that IS a paranormal experience, by definition, but the secrets lie locked within the brain, as did the old perceptions that existed before Science adequately explained things.
Keep working on that quantum physics( I can do both) but I'm not at the rocket scientist stage, by a fair way , actually.
I DO have some ESP, know others who have much more, trouble is it is none too reliable except on rare freakish occasions, this is why we are all strangely drawn to the astrologist, tarot etc.
Thank God you're a reasonable man, and of sound faculties, others here would cast me into Hell, for saying a lot less.
I'm glad they've gone, no doubt picking on someone else elsewhere to their entire satisfaction.
The TRUTH will ultimately out, let's hope it is not rephrased as 'happy' when it gets out of the closet, now I'm in trouble, love trouble, it's good fun,
Cheers, you overwork me. Just as I do you.
katyzzz....your old china.
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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You continue to come up with goods my friend.
. . . by the way - hasn't everyone woken up at two houses at the same time at some stage in their lives . . .
hmmmm
MNG
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I have a friend who is a minister. He went out west to visit another friend who has a cabin. He got there and the host showed him to the guest room and told him to make himself at home.
My friend, Rich, unpacked and put up a calendar with a picture of Jesus on the wall before dinner.
After he went back to his room to change, the calendar fell down. He thought nothing of it an tacked it back up.
They came back and the calendar was down again. "I must be slipping," Rich thought and REALLY tacked up again .
He went to bed and later noticed a coldness in the room plus someone standing in the room looking at him.
The next morning, over breakfast, Rich says to the host, "What were you doing in my room last night?"
The host says, " What are you talking about? I slept all night!"
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